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The many different types GTA Covers

by Elias - on Nov 20th 2009 - 7 Comments

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There are many GTA fans out there and before Grand Theft Auto IV was released there were a lot of people making fake covers of the game before it was even announced. Some of these fake covers are interesting, but some are just strange. From GTA: Somalia to GTA: London you will find these Grand Theft Auto covers amusing, but some a bit strange. Although we give credit to everyone that created the covers we have to give special credit to the guys that created the  following covers.

Here are some of our favorites

  • Grand Theft Auto: NY ( It came through and GTA IV is in NYC
  • Grand Theft Auto IV: Vice City cover looks interesting and ideal
  • Grand Theft Auto IV: Independent City has a great design
  • Grand Theft Auto: Hawaii

Best Ideas

  • Grand Theft Auto IV: Untold Stories would be a nice expansion pack
  • Grand Theft Auto – Las Vegas would probably have a good storyline
  • Grand Theft Auto: Tejas – A Texan gangsta game would be good
  • Grand Theft Auto IV: London would be a good idea if you get northern Ireland

Most Funny

  • Grand Theft Auto IV:  Somalia would be a funny parody
  • Grand Theft Auto IV:  Born Again  is kind of funny
  • Grand Theft Auto-erotic looks sexy
  • Grand Theft Hospital looks good
  • Grand Theft Auto: ST. Chide

Check out the gallery below

[Thanks GTA Cover creators worldwide]

GTA The Lost & Damned might make it to the PC!

by Elias - on Nov 13th 2009 - No Comments

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If you don’t have an XBOX 360 you would be surprised to hear that Grand Theft Auto: The Lost & Damned might be heading towards the PC. Which probably means The Ballad Of Gay Tony will to, eventually. Here is a leaked photo courtesy of GTA Forums.

The Twisted Junk Review of GTA: Episodes from Liberty City

by Elias - on Nov 9th 2009 - 3 Comments

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Episodes from Liberty City were ok

When we say that the new Grand Theft Auto 4: Episodes from Liberty City were ok, what we mean is that the episodes didn’t impress us as. Thesde DLC do not compare with GTA IV, which has a lot of stuff in it. Grand Theft Auto 4 had a long storyline, which made the game a good buy. In general but both of the episodes from Liberty City made us feel like Rockstar short changed it’s fanbase including yours truly. I know that these games require a lot of work, and I can understand the reason that Rockstar didn’t do much, being that they are working on other titles, such as the next GTA, Red Dead Redemption etc, but that is no excuse to put out a crappy product out like that.

The Lost and Dammed was a great story, but it was really short and it really didn’t have to be. There were many things that they could of done to make it longer and make the game reach its potential, but instead the game was extremely short. Johnny Klebitz was a interesting character and there could of been more about him that GTA fans should of explored and we didn’t.

The Ballad Of Gay Tony was another game that was short. It didn’t really impressed us at all, you play as Luis Lopez a Dominican street hood, who works for Gay Tony and helps him manage the night clubs. You had many characters that could of been explored such as Yusuf Amir, Henrique & Armando, the girls he bangs and all these things could have been great to make the story a good one, but  instead Rockstar didn’t used them.

I’ll tell you PS3 owners as a person that played and passed both these games on the 360 and also GTA IV I must say that you are not missing anything. The episodes are short and it they really should be worth $20 bucks for both. I can say that if you are a GTA fan I recommend you to get these episodes, but only if you like GTA that much to give them 40 dollars for something that should of cost less.

Overall, we give a 8 out of 10 to the Ballad of Gay Tony and The Lost and Damned. It didn’t meet our expectation, because both games were short.

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Episodes from Liberty City: Princess Robot Bubblegum cartoon porn spoof

by Elias - on Oct 27th 2009 - No Comments


Rockstar has gone Japanese on there new Episode From Liberty City with Princess Robot Bubblegum. Check out this funny trailer that spoofs off the Manga comunity and that whole toon porn that Japanese and some American men are into.

Just Cause 2: What GTA should do!

by Elias - on Oct 18th 2009 - No Comments

Well it looks like the guys over at SqareEnix have been working very hard on a sequel to Just Cause and this is part 2. For GTA fans this is a great thing because you get a game that gives you land and that was the problem with GTA IV it was too small. Just cause 2 will be huge and will be huge enough that the world will have all weather instead of just one or two. I know that Just Cause 2 is no GTA, but we hope that the folks over at Rockstar Games take note of this when they start working on their next GTA V game.

Take a look at the trailer below to see what the game developers have to say about the game by watching the video below.


Check out New GTA Character Yusuf Amir

by Elias - on Sep 24th 2009 - 1 Comment

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Check out the new Grand Theft Auto: The Ballad OF Gay Tony trailer which introduces the new Character “Yusuf Amir” an Arab millionaire from somewhere in the Middle East probably Egypt, but most likely Saudi Arabia. The guy seems like a funny motherfucker so we wonder how this new game will be with him in it when it get’s released in the coming month. You can see the new helicopter which resembles the “Little Bird” and the heli looks badass. Below is the trailer and a group of screenshots that will tickle your fancy.