Date archive for October, 2009

Dude put your pants back on WTF?

by Elias - on Oct 30th 2009 - No Comments

I mean dude seriously WTF? you are in a school yard and you do this. How about if you were inside a house what would you do? Well then again I don’t even want to know.

put-your-pants&shirt-back-on

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Get a handjob with your nail work!

by Elias - on Oct 30th 2009 - 1 Comment

This is a full service place, you get a handjob all while your nails are being worked on.
handjob-at-nails-place-spa

Well not all of us can have cars!

by Elias - on Oct 30th 2009 - No Comments

Well not all of us can actually afford having cars or bikes and this is why there is a donkey waiting with is owner to order at their local McDonalds.
donkey-at-mcdonalds

The pole dancing doll a new toy!

by Elias - on Oct 30th 2009 - No Comments

Whoever came up with this idea but have some issues. How is this item going to sell, and who will buy this for their little girl?

the_pole-dancing-doll

Now that is what I call shadow!

by Elias - on Oct 30th 2009 - No Comments

Check out this funny shadow of this construction design that has failed. This is perfect for tourist attraction and it gives a great impression of the town to the worldwide visitors.

dick_shaddows

Caskets at Walmart for low prices

by Elias - on Oct 30th 2009 - No Comments

walmart-casket
Walmart is your one stop for everyday items such as toothpaste, soap, shampoo, clothes, shoes, furniture, and finally caskets. You can buy a coffin for your dearly departed relative at the same place you get your napkins or socks. I know you probably are not going to believe me so click here to see them for sale at Walmart. What I would like to know is if there is assembly required? Let’s just hope not. What is going to be weird is that some people are sick enough to have coffins as a decoration in their homes.

This group of people are sick and some of us will run into them, eventually. There are many situations, for example you meet someone in a bar and decide to stay at their place for a one night stand and then the next morning you wake up with a hangover and decide to go watch TV at their living room.  Then you find a casket there if its a chick that stayed at a guy’s house she will probably start running. If its a guy, he will leave and make sure he erases that chicks number.

There are a total of 14 caskets for sale as of now on the Walmart website and I am sure they will eventually have more. These caskets start as low as $895 and are of good quality, probably made in China. Being that this is Walmart we are talking about here, we know that eventually they will have a sale where you can get a coffin for the low rollback price of $500 dollars on black friday.

[Coffin Sale at Walmart]