Caskets at Walmart for low pricesOctober 30, 2009 by Elias | Filed under Comedy, Screenshots.
Walmart is your one stop for everyday items such as toothpaste, soap, shampoo, clothes, shoes, furniture, and finally caskets. You can buy a coffin for your dearly departed relative at the same place you get your napkins or socks. I know you probably are not going to believe me so click here to see them for sale at Walmart. What I would like to know is if there is assembly required? Let’s just hope not. What is going to be weird is that some people are sick enough to have coffins as a decoration in their homes.
This group of people are sick and some of us will run into them, eventually. There are many situations, for example you meet someone in a bar and decide to stay at their place for a one night stand and then the next morning you wake up with a hangover and decide to go watch TV at their living room. Then you find a casket there if its a chick that stayed at a guy’s house she will probably start running. If its a guy, he will leave and make sure he erases that chicks number.
There are a total of 14 caskets for sale as of now on the Walmart website and I am sure they will eventually have more. These caskets start as low as $895 and are of good quality, probably made in China. Being that this is Walmart we are talking about here, we know that eventually they will have a sale where you can get a coffin for the low rollback price of $500 dollars on black friday.← Previous