News articles from around the web crazy and funny stuff

• Policeman arrested for feeding pop tarts to gorillas – GO
• Father blames this candy ad to be pornographic  – GO
• Second degree murder is cheaper than pirating music – GO
• Girls Gone Wild Tycoon has some kind of brain damage – GO
• Meth Dealer used comic books for money launder activities – GO

Regular normal news business as usual, crimes, deaths etc

• Ted Kennedy was carried to join his brothers John and Robert - GO
• A new severe form of Swine flu that goes directly to the lungs – GO
• A lady over in the Bronx New York won 333 Million dollars – GO
• North Korea returns South Korean fisherman after a month capture – GO
• California firefighters battle through fierce wildfires  in Los Angeles – GO
• Katrina’s Wrath is remembered even four years after the aftermath – GO
• Thousands attend the Michael Jackson birthday bash in NYC – GO
• Michael Jackson’s Death was ruled as a homicide / medications – GO
• Democrat heath proposal get’s knocked by GOP negotiator – GO
• Gordon Brown wants to talk to the Taliban- New strategy – GO
• Multiple Deaths in a trailer park in Georgia – Police Finds – GO
• President Obama should pardon the CIA interogators – GO
  

Well as you know the iPhone has an app for pretty much anything. You can wave that thing at a radio and it will tell you what the name of the song is. You can play piano and drums in it, you can order pizza without talking to anyone and pretty much anything you please. This new commercial displays the new things you can do with new apps that will help you with relationship issues.

New milf, Christina Aguilera gets emotional on camera when talking about her husband and kid. She didn’t have a good father figure and that made her cry, but who knows it might just be her new milf hormones. Below take a look at Christina crying.

As you may or may not know Lindsay Lohan’s home was broken into a few days back, but the sad part is that the thieves stole some jewelry that is worth a lot of money and the twisted part of is that the jewelry didn’t belong to her they were a loan from a Beverly Hills store XIV Karats. Below is a video surveillance tape of the break in.

The Jaycee Lee Dugard story has caught our attention because the whole thing is so twisted to begin with that it must be here. Everything started in 1991 as Jaycee was on her way to school  and was kidnapped by that crazy motherfucker Phillip Garrido who abducted and took her to Antioch, California to live with him and his wife Nancy. The twisted part is that he kept her living in some sort of tent for over 18 years where he then raped her repeatedly,  she went through on a daily basist, and to add to the twist the son of a bitch went even deeper by getting the girl pregnant and having two kids with her. He and his wife were captured and the girl was freed from the 18 year prison sentence that he gave her, but to make things worst in a statement made by him in jail “The Public would be surprised by his story” and some other twisted stuff.

The insane part of this story is that one of his neighbors was suspicious about the whole thing and he went as far as to call the police. When the police showed up at his house they didn’t check anything when they had a chance to. The other strange part is that Garrido was a sex offender from years back and for some reason nothing was checked.

Lets start the conspiracy shit about Michael Jackson being alive watch the video below. We know you are bored and have nothing to do so might as well.

Twisted Junk  Celebrity whores in action

• 7 Videos of girls licking bananas on youtube – NSFW – GO
• Rihanna has been confused as a dog. Sexy pic though NSFW – GO
• Italian Hottie Carla Velli is topless on the beach great tits – GO
• 25 of the sexiest celebrity cowgirls of our time might be SFW – GO
• Kelly Rowland from Destiny’s Child is at the beach in bikini – GO
• Blake Lively looks very good fuckable in that tight dress – GO
• Pamela Anderson is naked again for Hugh Hefner NSFW – GO
• The great Katy Perry upskirt that could of been  – SFW – GO
• Geri Halliwell is still keeping thing sexy – Site is NSFW  – GO
• Olivia Munn is good at sniffing white panties  – NSFW – GO
  

And we will leave you with this Cameraman fail brought to you by the FailBlog